1 00:02:03,324 --> 00:02:05,157 Well, what do you think? 2 00:02:06,827 --> 00:02:09,661 Jesus Christ. 3 00:02:09,663 --> 00:02:13,098 I fuckin' told you these movies would be shit 4 00:02:13,100 --> 00:02:16,835 and they are pure shit, literally, they stink. 5 00:02:19,140 --> 00:02:22,474 I can tell you why you insisted to show me this trash 6 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:24,643 you vain dumb-ass. 7 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:26,678 Shave off your stupid brush 8 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:30,115 and you'll look precisely like this retarded pervert. 9 00:02:30,117 --> 00:02:31,583 Ouch! 10 00:02:31,585 --> 00:02:33,986 Are we fuckin' done? 11 00:02:33,988 --> 00:02:38,490 I kinda like these movies. Everyone's talking about them. 12 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:40,792 Bill doesn't like when things are more insane than he is. 13 00:02:46,767 --> 00:02:48,400 Watch it, tits! 14 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:59,278 Having the privilege to fuck, suck me dry 15 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:01,113 still doesn't give a woman.. 16 00:03:02,283 --> 00:03:04,449 ...the right to an opinion. 17 00:03:04,451 --> 00:03:06,285 Sir, I'm sorry, it was just a joke... 18 00:03:06,287 --> 00:03:10,656 Shh, shut your pussy mouth 19 00:03:10,658 --> 00:03:14,426 and go answer my fuckin' mail. 20 00:03:21,936 --> 00:03:24,469 Why do you look so damn pleased? 21 00:03:24,471 --> 00:03:26,471 Well, sir, I think I've found 22 00:03:26,473 --> 00:03:27,773 the solution to all our problems. 23 00:03:33,781 --> 00:03:37,416 - What? - Mr. Boss, we've got a code 6 in block 4. 24 00:03:41,188 --> 00:03:43,822 Not again. Dammit! 25 00:03:50,364 --> 00:03:53,165 Sir, our prison relatively has 26 00:03:53,167 --> 00:03:55,467 the highest personnel turnover, 27 00:03:55,469 --> 00:03:58,437 violence rates, legal and medical costs 28 00:03:58,439 --> 00:04:01,807 than any other institution in the US correctional system. 29 00:04:01,809 --> 00:04:03,442 Things will have to change fast 30 00:04:03,444 --> 00:04:05,777 or Governor Hughes will replace us. 31 00:04:05,779 --> 00:04:08,880 Uh-huh? Over my dead body. 32 00:04:12,419 --> 00:04:14,519 Get a load of Billy Boss. 33 00:04:14,521 --> 00:04:17,422 What, you think you're a fucking lone ranger? 34 00:04:19,293 --> 00:04:21,373 I'm no ke-mo fucking sah-bee, bitch! 35 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:26,098 Please, sir? 36 00:04:26,100 --> 00:04:28,066 I think I have the solution. 37 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:31,270 Doors, for the boss. 38 00:04:39,113 --> 00:04:41,079 Scheiss, Nazi. 39 00:04:49,156 --> 00:04:51,423 I'm gonna rape you.. 40 00:04:51,425 --> 00:04:55,327 ...to fucking death.. 41 00:04:55,329 --> 00:04:57,296 ...and it scares you. 42 00:04:57,298 --> 00:04:59,998 I can see it.. 43 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,000 ...you motherfucker. 44 00:05:02,936 --> 00:05:04,936 What's his number? 45 00:05:04,938 --> 00:05:07,005 Prisoner 297, sir. 46 00:05:13,113 --> 00:05:14,780 Make a note. 47 00:05:16,150 --> 00:05:21,486 I'll treat this walking skin cancer later on. 48 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:40,872 Stop moving! 49 00:05:40,874 --> 00:05:42,341 Medic's coming. 50 00:05:42,343 --> 00:05:44,376 Which cocksucker did this? 51 00:05:44,378 --> 00:05:46,678 Hold his arm down, goddammit. 52 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,680 178, sir. 53 00:05:50,784 --> 00:05:53,985 By the way, doc, I need my physical check up. 54 00:05:53,987 --> 00:05:56,121 See you in an hour, at your office. 55 00:05:56,123 --> 00:05:57,155 Sir? 56 00:05:57,157 --> 00:06:00,792 Did you hear me? 57 00:06:00,794 --> 00:06:02,527 Yes, sir! 58 00:06:08,135 --> 00:06:10,168 Fuck you! 59 00:06:12,106 --> 00:06:14,606 Look. 60 00:06:17,511 --> 00:06:20,545 Death, rape will be your destiny! 61 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:24,616 What's the ape nigger's masturbation arm? 62 00:06:26,420 --> 00:06:28,754 Uh, he's right handed, sir. 63 00:06:28,756 --> 00:06:29,921 God! 64 00:06:35,696 --> 00:06:38,096 Turn him around, belly down. 65 00:06:56,350 --> 00:06:58,917 You want more? 66 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:00,886 Please, sir, no more. 67 00:07:02,256 --> 00:07:04,256 Think of the medical expenses. 68 00:07:05,259 --> 00:07:06,358 You.. 69 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:10,095 When your little monkey bones are healed.. 70 00:07:10,097 --> 00:07:14,666 ...I'll come by for a follow up. 71 00:07:29,016 --> 00:07:30,315 Oh, you.. 72 00:07:36,089 --> 00:07:39,825 I'm gonna kill you, you wait! 73 00:07:41,328 --> 00:07:44,262 You wanna rape me to death? 74 00:07:44,264 --> 00:07:45,597 Death trap, death trap, death trap! 75 00:07:45,599 --> 00:07:50,569 Come on, motherfuckers! 76 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:57,843 On your knees! 77 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:01,546 I want respect! 78 00:08:03,116 --> 00:08:06,952 I deserve respect! 79 00:08:08,155 --> 00:08:09,521 Respect! 80 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:13,825 Respect! 81 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:16,962 Respect! 82 00:08:57,437 --> 00:08:59,437 Oh, God. 83 00:09:30,771 --> 00:09:32,737 Ow! 84 00:09:37,844 --> 00:09:41,846 160 to 120. 85 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:45,250 Heh! 86 00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:47,819 Sweet bleeding Jesus. 87 00:09:47,821 --> 00:09:49,754 Listen, Bill, my plan... 88 00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:51,923 Shut the fuck up. 89 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:53,758 I need to relax for a few minutes! 90 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:56,328 How can you relax with such problems at hand? 91 00:09:56,330 --> 00:09:57,929 I... I believe... 92 00:09:57,931 --> 00:10:00,532 I believe.. 93 00:10:00,534 --> 00:10:04,336 ...in bringing back medieval torture methods. 94 00:10:05,672 --> 00:10:11,610 Reverse hanging, Spanish boots, 95 00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:14,613 and the good old rack! 96 00:10:14,615 --> 00:10:16,448 Statistics show that the system 97 00:10:16,450 --> 00:10:19,250 as it is now just doesn't function. 98 00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:23,088 Poisonous Spiders.. 99 00:10:23,090 --> 00:10:27,425 ...for prisoners with arachnophobia. 100 00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:29,628 Massive force feeding 101 00:10:29,630 --> 00:10:32,464 with raw slaughterhouse waste of pork 102 00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:34,933 for Muslims and Jews. 103 00:10:34,935 --> 00:10:37,035 Beat them crippled 104 00:10:37,037 --> 00:10:39,671 with their Torahs, Korans or Bibles. 105 00:10:39,673 --> 00:10:43,508 More than $50 Billion a year are spent on corrections. 106 00:10:43,510 --> 00:10:46,211 Yet more than 4 in 10 offenders nationwide 107 00:10:46,213 --> 00:10:48,446 return to prison within three years of their release. 108 00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:51,082 Eyes for eyes. 109 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:54,919 Ugh! 110 00:10:54,921 --> 00:10:58,556 Teeth for teeth, times 100! 111 00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:03,094 A prison should be a real deterrent 112 00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:06,131 not a goddamn nursing home. 113 00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:07,532 I agree! 114 00:11:07,534 --> 00:11:10,702 But medieval torture ain't gonna be the answer. 115 00:11:10,704 --> 00:11:13,638 Something else will. 116 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:15,674 That's why... 117 00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:19,678 Mr. Boss.. 118 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:21,613 ...I have a special delivery for you. 119 00:11:21,615 --> 00:11:24,315 Don't bother me, tits. Goddammit! 120 00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:26,317 I have to think! 121 00:11:27,754 --> 00:11:29,721 Sorry, sir. 122 00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:35,927 No, wait. 123 00:11:35,929 --> 00:11:37,762 Give it to me. 124 00:11:37,764 --> 00:11:42,534 Your rolling ass cheeks tell me what it must be. 125 00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:47,439 By the way I need my ball sack emptied before lunch. 126 00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:07,659 Holy shit. 127 00:12:07,661 --> 00:12:08,661 What is that? 128 00:12:08,662 --> 00:12:11,830 Tribe leaders in Africa 129 00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:16,367 chew them for unbelievable strength. 130 00:12:16,369 --> 00:12:19,003 Yeah, but what exactly is it? 131 00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:27,445 - Dried clitorises. - What? 132 00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:29,547 Clit-o-ris-es! 133 00:12:30,784 --> 00:12:32,016 What? 134 00:12:32,018 --> 00:12:34,486 - We are comin'. - What? 135 00:12:34,488 --> 00:12:36,621 We are comin' to your office, bitch. 136 00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:37,689 Who's this? 137 00:12:37,691 --> 00:12:39,858 Oh, you don't know who I am? 138 00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:44,796 It's your death squad coming to rape you to pieces, 139 00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:46,765 you fucking white trash! 140 00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:50,034 Give me a guard on the line this instant! 141 00:12:50,036 --> 00:12:51,102 Somethin' wrong? 142 00:12:52,873 --> 00:12:56,007 Ugh. 143 00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:57,842 They are coming. 144 00:12:57,844 --> 00:12:58,977 Who's comin'? 145 00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:01,212 It's a code 8. 146 00:13:03,850 --> 00:13:05,917 What's going on? 147 00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:07,986 - Fuck off! - Hey! 148 00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:18,630 This time... it is real, jerk! 149 00:13:18,632 --> 00:13:21,166 Really real! 150 00:13:22,269 --> 00:13:24,369 Oh, no. Not again. 151 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:35,280 Yes, sir? 152 00:13:35,282 --> 00:13:36,915 What's goin' on? 153 00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:38,249 Sorry, Mr. Butler, 154 00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:41,085 346 must have used his once a month family phone call 155 00:13:41,087 --> 00:13:42,687 to call Mr. Boss. 156 00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:44,689 Won't happen again. 157 00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:49,661 False alarm! 158 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,914 Why didn't you let me in? What's going on? 159 00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:18,256 This goddamn heat is drivin' me insane. 160 00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:21,860 Sir, Doctor Jones called about your physical... 161 00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:24,162 Whoever did this is.. 162 00:14:32,939 --> 00:14:38,576 ...fucked! 163 00:14:43,283 --> 00:14:44,749 Well, your heart is racing. 164 00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:46,651 Have you been under a lot of stress? 165 00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:49,120 Stress is for pussies. 166 00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:52,657 I also hear a heart murmur. 167 00:14:55,929 --> 00:15:01,566 Listen, I'm not fuckin' paying you to give me bad news. 168 00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:08,773 I would like to draw some blood and do an EKG as well. 169 00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:16,781 I demand some fuckin' good news.. 170 00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:21,586 ...or your ass will be fired. 171 00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:32,597 There's nothin' wrong with me, right? 172 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,565 You're in perfect health, sir. 173 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:39,437 Great. 174 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,439 I knew it. 175 00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:46,010 Back to work! 176 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:53,484 Fuck! Fuck! 177 00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:01,259 Billy Boss, good that you joined the party! 178 00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:08,499 Are there any regrets, you little phone-action Tonto? 179 00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:15,673 I would scalp you if you had any fuckin' hair. 180 00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:19,010 Fuck.. 181 00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:23,948 Fucker.. 182 00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:37,595 What is this? 183 00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:39,597 Water, sir. 184 00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:57,248 I said boiling water.. 185 00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:02,320 ...fuck face! 186 00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:05,456 Yeah, get some teabags with that too, Earl Grey. 187 00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:11,763 Please, sir, just think of the outrageous medical costs. 188 00:17:11,765 --> 00:17:13,765 It's our jobs on the line here. 189 00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:22,607 Sir, Governor Hughes will be arriving in 20 minutes. 190 00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:24,475 What? 191 00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:26,310 Today? 192 00:17:26,312 --> 00:17:29,380 I thought that lobby whore would come in on Thursday? 193 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:32,583 Uh, sorry, it's... it's in the agenda for today. 194 00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:33,918 Shit! 195 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:37,755 Try to make him touch your ass 196 00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:43,227 so we can sue his ass for sexual harassment! 197 00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:47,432 I will, sir. 198 00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:50,535 Will you be attending the execution tonight? 199 00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:53,704 You fuckin' know.. 200 00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:56,274 ...I never go to these 201 00:17:56,276 --> 00:18:01,112 wellness executions by injections. 202 00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:06,684 Sister Dwight will attend the feel-good penalty. 203 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,356 Get me out of here! 204 00:18:12,358 --> 00:18:14,492 Shut up! 205 00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:16,561 You, timber nigger! 206 00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:24,469 Uh-huh. Uh! 207 00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:31,442 Guantanamo Style XXL. 208 00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:35,279 Fuck you, you Nazi! 209 00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:39,417 Boiling water boarding.. 210 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:43,121 ...by Bill Boss! 211 00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:53,097 Eyes for eyes! 212 00:19:03,877 --> 00:19:08,012 Teeth for teeth. 213 00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:17,054 Yeah! 214 00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:26,330 Times 100! 215 00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:51,222 You lost your soul, William Boss. 216 00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:16,547 Oh, excuse me, sir. 217 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:19,850 Um, I'm... 218 00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:32,330 Hmm. 219 00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:42,974 May I offer you a 220 00:20:42,976 --> 00:20:47,211 top of the line Dominican cigar, governor? 221 00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:52,483 Hmm, I only smoke Cuban cigars 222 00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:54,252 the world's best. 223 00:20:58,258 --> 00:21:00,424 You are.. 224 00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:03,427 ...a native-born citizen 225 00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:08,499 of the glorious United States of America. 226 00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:12,270 The greatest nation on earth. 227 00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:15,640 And you are not ashamed to smoke 228 00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:20,478 communistic cigars from Cuba? 229 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:26,517 I'm only a German American from Schweinfurt. 230 00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:29,353 But I feel.. 231 00:21:29,355 --> 00:21:33,090 ...deeply ashamed for you, sir! 232 00:21:34,827 --> 00:21:36,827 Ah! 233 00:21:41,601 --> 00:21:44,435 I apologize. 234 00:21:44,437 --> 00:21:48,773 The heat... is driving me crazy. 235 00:21:48,775 --> 00:21:51,909 Right, the heat. 236 00:21:53,613 --> 00:21:58,683 I guess it's your... depressing statistics. 237 00:21:58,685 --> 00:22:02,820 Statistics are Mr. Butler's department. 238 00:22:06,092 --> 00:22:09,994 I... I... I know things aren't going so well. 239 00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:13,864 Um, we are running costs inefficiently. 240 00:22:13,866 --> 00:22:15,199 That's true! 241 00:22:17,303 --> 00:22:24,008 I'm afraid... I have to fire poor Mr. Butler. 242 00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:29,180 Poor Mr. Butler. Your accountant... has nothing to do with it. 243 00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:35,920 Answering violence with violence is not the way of a real leader. 244 00:22:35,922 --> 00:22:39,490 You Bill are no Boss. 245 00:22:39,492 --> 00:22:41,525 You have managed one thing however.. 246 00:22:43,629 --> 00:22:47,665 ...to damage me in an election year. 247 00:22:49,635 --> 00:22:51,168 I'll return in two weeks. 248 00:22:52,271 --> 00:22:57,108 When I return, I want changes. 249 00:22:57,110 --> 00:23:00,644 And if I don't get them.. 250 00:23:00,646 --> 00:23:03,314 ...I will replace you.. 251 00:23:03,316 --> 00:23:06,851 ...and your accountant, understood? 252 00:23:13,593 --> 00:23:16,260 Very well, sir. Sure thing. 253 00:23:19,599 --> 00:23:21,499 No problem, sir! 254 00:23:25,171 --> 00:23:28,572 Fuck! Fuck! 255 00:23:29,776 --> 00:23:31,675 Fuck you! 256 00:23:33,546 --> 00:23:37,014 Fuck yourself! 257 00:23:38,084 --> 00:23:44,321 You imbecile, communist, zombie cunt. 258 00:23:45,525 --> 00:23:49,593 Nobody insults me like that. 259 00:23:49,595 --> 00:23:54,098 I'll stuff your baggy homosexual shithole 260 00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:58,502 with Cuban Cigars up to your throat! 261 00:23:58,504 --> 00:24:02,273 Don't mess with Bill Boss! 262 00:24:02,275 --> 00:24:05,276 I... I did everything I could, I swear to God! 263 00:24:05,278 --> 00:24:07,144 Please, Boss, will you just listen to my idea? 264 00:24:07,146 --> 00:24:09,914 Shut the fuck up! 265 00:24:11,451 --> 00:24:17,121 Fuck the sissy psychological 266 00:24:17,123 --> 00:24:19,690 leadership bullshit! 267 00:24:21,427 --> 00:24:24,762 My leadership balls 268 00:24:24,764 --> 00:24:27,665 are atom bombs! 269 00:24:27,667 --> 00:24:31,869 A 100 megatons each! 270 00:24:40,213 --> 00:24:43,180 I'll teach him leadership! 271 00:24:43,182 --> 00:24:49,553 I'll do what I wanted to do since ages! 272 00:24:50,423 --> 00:24:53,657 Castrate them all! 273 00:24:54,427 --> 00:24:57,528 No, it won't work 274 00:24:57,530 --> 00:24:59,697 besides it's permanent! 275 00:24:59,699 --> 00:25:03,534 Send the cockroaches to the yard! 276 00:25:03,536 --> 00:25:06,604 But it's 120 degrees outside 277 00:25:06,606 --> 00:25:08,806 that's irresponsible! 278 00:25:08,808 --> 00:25:10,174 Great. 279 00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:18,182 Let the pork roast! 280 00:25:30,630 --> 00:25:33,597 Good morning pigs! 281 00:25:33,599 --> 00:25:37,334 Good to smell your acid stink again. 282 00:25:37,336 --> 00:25:40,604 A prison is like a swine farm 283 00:25:40,606 --> 00:25:45,276 and I'm your Almighty Lord 284 00:25:45,278 --> 00:25:48,279 and swineherd. 285 00:25:48,281 --> 00:25:51,649 My grandfather owned a big one in Germany. 286 00:25:51,651 --> 00:25:55,152 He castrated thousands of pigs. 287 00:25:55,154 --> 00:25:57,021 Why? 288 00:25:57,023 --> 00:26:00,591 Because they have too much testosterone. 289 00:26:00,593 --> 00:26:04,428 That's what makes 'em so aggressive. 290 00:26:04,430 --> 00:26:06,597 You might wonder, why I'm telling you 291 00:26:06,599 --> 00:26:09,433 this touching little story. 292 00:26:09,435 --> 00:26:11,802 One of you lucky cock-suckers 293 00:26:11,804 --> 00:26:16,607 will have the privilege to experience first as a prototype 294 00:26:16,609 --> 00:26:22,580 the transformation into a sissy eunuch. 295 00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:24,996 Castration will return 296 00:26:27,987 --> 00:26:31,088 all of you back into society 297 00:26:31,090 --> 00:26:37,661 as sweet, harmless, submissive pussy schnitzels. 298 00:26:37,663 --> 00:26:40,331 And the winner is.. 299 00:26:42,268 --> 00:26:46,604 ...our awesome tattoo wasp! 300 00:26:46,606 --> 00:26:51,742 Sister prisoner 297! Congrats! 301 00:26:52,979 --> 00:26:56,347 Take him to the special cell. 302 00:26:59,085 --> 00:27:01,652 Enjoy your sunbath! 303 00:27:03,022 --> 00:27:05,889 - Allahu Akbar! - Allahu Akbar! 304 00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:09,760 Yeah! Yeah! 305 00:27:17,770 --> 00:27:21,639 Hey, warden, I like my men bald. I think it's sexy. 306 00:27:21,641 --> 00:27:23,941 Why don't you come over here and suck my dick. 307 00:27:40,526 --> 00:27:41,825 No worries! 308 00:27:43,262 --> 00:27:45,763 As a child.. 309 00:27:45,765 --> 00:27:48,365 ...I've seen it a hundred times 310 00:27:48,367 --> 00:27:49,933 trust me. 311 00:28:03,215 --> 00:28:05,215 Turn him around.. 312 00:28:07,420 --> 00:28:09,353 ...facing the wall! 313 00:28:22,268 --> 00:28:25,035 Oh, no. Please. 314 00:28:25,037 --> 00:28:27,037 Don't! 315 00:28:57,937 --> 00:29:00,070 Ah! You bitch! 316 00:29:02,942 --> 00:29:04,942 Ah! 317 00:29:09,515 --> 00:29:12,516 Ah! 318 00:29:14,587 --> 00:29:19,256 Bring these little fuckers to the cook! 319 00:29:19,258 --> 00:29:22,493 I want 'em medium rare 320 00:29:22,495 --> 00:29:23,994 for lunch! 321 00:29:28,934 --> 00:29:30,901 Hmm. 322 00:29:42,815 --> 00:29:44,915 Have him stitched up! 323 00:29:48,187 --> 00:29:50,821 Yeah! 324 00:29:50,823 --> 00:29:54,057 Yeah, yeah! 325 00:30:08,674 --> 00:30:10,174 Oh. 326 00:30:10,176 --> 00:30:12,309 Hmm. 327 00:30:12,311 --> 00:30:14,378 Oh! 328 00:30:19,785 --> 00:30:24,254 Uh, I'm sorry, sir. 329 00:30:24,256 --> 00:30:26,757 I... I can't do it with Dwight in the room. 330 00:30:28,761 --> 00:30:32,362 Go ahead for Christ's sake! 331 00:30:35,434 --> 00:30:39,002 Dwight is my pet. 332 00:30:44,610 --> 00:30:46,510 Ah! 333 00:30:46,512 --> 00:30:47,611 Ah! 334 00:30:47,613 --> 00:30:48,846 Whoa. 335 00:30:48,848 --> 00:30:50,981 Good. Oh. 336 00:30:50,983 --> 00:30:52,983 Yeah. Yeah. 337 00:31:33,659 --> 00:31:36,493 Come on. Swallow it! 338 00:31:38,264 --> 00:31:41,164 I didn't get your asshole of father 339 00:31:41,166 --> 00:31:43,267 out of prison for nothin'! 340 00:31:43,269 --> 00:31:45,502 Swallow it, bitch! Swallow up! 341 00:31:45,504 --> 00:31:48,505 God damn it! 342 00:32:01,086 --> 00:32:03,654 Sir, could I please have a candy for the taste? 343 00:32:03,656 --> 00:32:05,589 - Help yourself! - Don't Daisy, don't. 344 00:32:05,591 --> 00:32:07,658 Shut up! 345 00:32:12,965 --> 00:32:17,100 Gross, this is salty. 346 00:32:17,102 --> 00:32:21,004 Back to work, office slut. 347 00:32:21,006 --> 00:32:23,173 Where is my lunch? I'm fuckin' hungry. 348 00:32:27,046 --> 00:32:29,179 Ah. 349 00:32:39,325 --> 00:32:41,325 Here is your lunch, Mr. Boss. 350 00:32:43,796 --> 00:32:45,329 Hmm. 351 00:32:45,331 --> 00:32:47,264 Energy Food! 352 00:32:47,266 --> 00:32:49,266 Ah! 353 00:33:04,917 --> 00:33:07,317 Daddy, I promise you nothing's wrong. 354 00:33:07,319 --> 00:33:10,087 No. I've just been so busy. 355 00:33:20,099 --> 00:33:21,765 I... I did talk to him about the hours. 356 00:33:21,767 --> 00:33:23,727 He said that it's gonna get better. 357 00:33:45,691 --> 00:33:47,991 Look.. 358 00:33:47,993 --> 00:33:50,994 ...we are positively in the papers. 359 00:33:52,431 --> 00:33:57,334 "Craig Sinner executed in George H. W. Bush 360 00:33:57,336 --> 00:34:00,637 state prison at 1:00 A.M." 361 00:34:00,639 --> 00:34:03,273 Did you get off last night? 362 00:34:03,275 --> 00:34:06,243 Well, he called for Satan before he died! 363 00:34:07,279 --> 00:34:09,880 Putting the cockroach 364 00:34:09,882 --> 00:34:13,517 gently to sleep with a sissy needle. 365 00:34:15,921 --> 00:34:18,355 Is that the way 366 00:34:18,357 --> 00:34:20,590 he killed the kid? 367 00:34:23,462 --> 00:34:26,630 No! 368 00:34:26,632 --> 00:34:30,367 Torture castration will be 369 00:34:30,369 --> 00:34:32,869 the final solution. 370 00:34:32,871 --> 00:34:34,938 No, it won't! 371 00:34:38,710 --> 00:34:44,414 Why is this shit on my desk? 372 00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:47,084 Please, please, please, Bill 373 00:34:47,086 --> 00:34:49,920 will you just listen to my idea? 374 00:34:49,922 --> 00:34:53,256 Not when I'm eating my health food! 375 00:34:54,593 --> 00:34:55,859 What? 376 00:34:55,861 --> 00:34:59,162 Sir, prisoner 297 is about to wake up. 377 00:35:06,371 --> 00:35:10,674 The moment of truth. 378 00:35:12,544 --> 00:35:14,611 You white fuck! 379 00:35:26,191 --> 00:35:30,427 Crimson red, thoroughbred. 380 00:35:30,429 --> 00:35:35,165 I'm still a red man, you fucker. You white fuck. 381 00:35:35,167 --> 00:35:39,002 When I'm walking free, I'm gonna stab in your eyes. 382 00:35:41,340 --> 00:35:44,541 Time for the follow up as I promised! 383 00:36:19,011 --> 00:36:21,778 Well, he's still a bit weak from the incident 384 00:36:21,780 --> 00:36:24,181 but we have given him some morphine to manage the pain. 385 00:36:24,183 --> 00:36:26,750 I personally castrated him. 386 00:36:26,752 --> 00:36:28,652 Yes, we all are aware. 387 00:36:28,654 --> 00:36:30,420 And tomorrow 388 00:36:30,422 --> 00:36:33,256 we'll start a fuckin' mass castration 389 00:36:33,258 --> 00:36:35,258 doing them all! 390 00:36:43,101 --> 00:36:46,269 Thanks, doc, for fixing everything. 391 00:36:46,271 --> 00:36:48,705 I owe Mr. Boss big time. 392 00:36:48,707 --> 00:36:50,674 This is the only hospital that will let me work 393 00:36:50,676 --> 00:36:51,942 without my license. 394 00:36:51,944 --> 00:36:54,010 You better believe it! 395 00:36:54,012 --> 00:36:56,179 Glad you appreciate it. 396 00:37:09,494 --> 00:37:11,094 Hey, man. 397 00:37:13,799 --> 00:37:15,765 How do you feel? 398 00:37:15,767 --> 00:37:19,369 Feel submissive. Even thankful, I bet. 399 00:37:22,374 --> 00:37:23,807 Ah! 400 00:37:23,809 --> 00:37:27,877 You took them, that's okay. 401 00:37:27,879 --> 00:37:30,280 I don't need them. 402 00:37:30,282 --> 00:37:31,948 When I get loose 403 00:37:31,950 --> 00:37:35,118 I'm gonna find some barb wire 404 00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:38,421 and I'm gonna fuck you in the ass with it. 405 00:37:38,423 --> 00:37:41,825 And then I'm gonna dig up your German Nazi parents 406 00:37:41,827 --> 00:37:43,827 and I'm gonna fucking rape them too. 407 00:37:45,964 --> 00:37:47,998 Sieg heil, motherfucker! 408 00:37:50,535 --> 00:37:53,270 Yeah, I told you it wouldn't work. 409 00:37:53,272 --> 00:37:57,507 Shut your filthy mouth! 410 00:38:31,109 --> 00:38:32,442 I'm not getting a heartbeat. 411 00:38:32,444 --> 00:38:34,944 Resuscitate him. Quickly! Hurry up! 412 00:38:34,946 --> 00:38:36,913 I need a crash cart over here! 413 00:38:39,151 --> 00:38:41,584 Alright, it's charging. 414 00:38:41,586 --> 00:38:43,586 Alright, everybody, clear? 415 00:38:43,588 --> 00:38:45,188 Shocking now. 416 00:38:51,129 --> 00:38:53,096 Alright, charging. 417 00:38:53,098 --> 00:38:54,098 Shocking now! 418 00:39:00,272 --> 00:39:04,541 I'll kill this creature twice! 419 00:39:44,916 --> 00:39:48,551 I do not accept this heat! 420 00:39:56,495 --> 00:39:58,661 I want you to watch these. 421 00:40:00,432 --> 00:40:03,233 Oh, I've seen those. They're really good. 422 00:40:50,315 --> 00:40:52,015 Where have you been? 423 00:41:15,340 --> 00:41:19,909 I'm gonna shoot all the malignant cock sockets. 424 00:41:20,612 --> 00:41:22,445 Then you. 425 00:41:23,482 --> 00:41:25,215 And then myself. 426 00:41:26,785 --> 00:41:30,153 What's the goddamn point of living 427 00:41:30,155 --> 00:41:34,858 when even the castration program doesn't work.. 428 00:41:35,660 --> 00:41:37,660 ...and I get fired? 429 00:41:40,499 --> 00:41:42,165 Seriously? 430 00:41:42,167 --> 00:41:45,168 It's also my job, and my life on the line! 431 00:41:45,170 --> 00:41:51,841 How dare you, ugly piece of mutant shit 432 00:41:51,843 --> 00:41:54,611 talking to me like that? 433 00:41:54,613 --> 00:41:57,514 I have been trying to tell you for days now. 434 00:41:57,516 --> 00:41:59,983 I have the answer to all our problems! 435 00:42:01,586 --> 00:42:04,521 We've got to make a human centipede of our prisoners. 436 00:42:04,523 --> 00:42:09,092 Sewn ass to mouth sharing one digestive system. 437 00:42:09,094 --> 00:42:14,964 No more prison fights, no more assaults on guards, no more disrespect. 438 00:42:14,966 --> 00:42:16,833 They will literally be on their knees 439 00:42:16,835 --> 00:42:20,770 begging for your mercy and it's the ultimate deterrent 440 00:42:20,772 --> 00:42:24,674 for those considering a career in crime. 441 00:42:24,676 --> 00:42:26,109 It's brilliant! 442 00:42:26,111 --> 00:42:28,778 We don't gotta to deal with their shit no more. 443 00:42:28,780 --> 00:42:31,247 They just gotta deal with each other's. 444 00:42:31,249 --> 00:42:32,582 What? 445 00:42:34,786 --> 00:42:38,187 That B movie shit? 446 00:42:41,693 --> 00:42:43,259 Impossible! 447 00:42:43,261 --> 00:42:45,295 No! It is possible. 448 00:42:45,297 --> 00:42:49,032 That's why I let Daisy make an appointment with Mr. Tom Six 449 00:42:49,034 --> 00:42:51,000 creator of these films. 450 00:42:51,002 --> 00:42:54,504 He claims that it's 100% medically accurate! 451 00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:58,875 The man is still in his potty stage. 452 00:42:58,877 --> 00:43:02,445 A poop infatuated toddler. 453 00:43:02,447 --> 00:43:04,147 You call him now 454 00:43:04,149 --> 00:43:07,984 and tell him I don't speak with a stupid filmmaker 455 00:43:07,986 --> 00:43:10,753 about his poop fetish! 456 00:43:10,755 --> 00:43:13,423 Fine then, we'll get fired! 457 00:43:13,425 --> 00:43:15,525 You.. 458 00:43:15,527 --> 00:43:18,261 ...are fired! 459 00:43:18,263 --> 00:43:20,597 Right now! 460 00:43:20,599 --> 00:43:24,200 You know, Bill Boss, I used to look up to you. 461 00:43:24,202 --> 00:43:26,803 I used to idol-worship you. 462 00:43:26,805 --> 00:43:28,838 I worked 10 years for you 463 00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:32,442 and I grew this stupid mustache to look like you. 464 00:43:33,612 --> 00:43:35,712 But I know what you are. 465 00:43:35,714 --> 00:43:39,816 You are a sadistic, vile, asshole. 466 00:43:39,818 --> 00:43:42,919 Get out of my face. 467 00:43:42,921 --> 00:43:47,490 You malignant midget! 468 00:44:25,764 --> 00:44:31,567 I just saved your fuckin' life! 469 00:44:58,596 --> 00:45:02,198 I hate.. 470 00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:07,003 ...human beings! 471 00:45:49,447 --> 00:45:52,915 Black, chicken slave niggers.. 472 00:45:54,152 --> 00:45:59,922 ...mother fisting, baby raping Mexican lowlifes. 473 00:45:59,924 --> 00:46:05,828 Me cago en la madre Que Te pario. 474 00:46:06,765 --> 00:46:09,632 Circumcised, ugly 475 00:46:09,634 --> 00:46:12,468 Jewish goat fuckers. 476 00:46:12,470 --> 00:46:17,340 Pubic hair bearded Islamic halal pigs. 477 00:46:17,342 --> 00:46:22,178 Jesus fuckin' bleached assholes. 478 00:46:22,180 --> 00:46:26,182 Impotent, yellow faced, 479 00:46:26,184 --> 00:46:29,185 narrow eyed coons! 480 00:47:18,937 --> 00:47:20,837 Guards? 481 00:47:33,818 --> 00:47:35,585 Dwight! 482 00:47:40,258 --> 00:47:42,925 How you all.. 483 00:47:42,927 --> 00:47:44,594 ...got out of your cells? 484 00:47:44,596 --> 00:47:47,396 Go back to your cells, immediately. 485 00:47:50,869 --> 00:47:53,536 I only follow orders. 486 00:47:54,973 --> 00:47:58,941 I just try to do my job. 487 00:47:58,943 --> 00:48:02,278 Please forgive me and let me go. 488 00:48:04,916 --> 00:48:08,150 I will pardon all of you! 489 00:48:08,820 --> 00:48:10,686 No! 490 00:48:11,756 --> 00:48:14,023 I just let you go.. 491 00:48:14,926 --> 00:48:17,360 ...immediately, you can go. 492 00:48:18,496 --> 00:48:21,497 Go, go! 493 00:48:23,167 --> 00:48:25,268 See your fuck.. 494 00:48:27,272 --> 00:48:30,473 See your loved ones. 495 00:48:30,475 --> 00:48:33,542 I have a heart problem.. 496 00:48:34,712 --> 00:48:37,680 ...and diabetes mellitus! 497 00:48:38,816 --> 00:48:44,987 Under stress I could get a severe attack.. 498 00:48:44,989 --> 00:48:47,590 ...that would kill me! 499 00:49:00,171 --> 00:49:01,671 Today is your day 500 00:49:01,673 --> 00:49:04,674 to be fucked like the rest of us. 501 00:49:04,676 --> 00:49:09,111 But I'm not gonna do you in your stinking ass. 502 00:49:09,113 --> 00:49:10,913 I'm gonna cut me a fresh hole 503 00:49:10,915 --> 00:49:14,250 in your soft kidney tissue. 504 00:49:14,252 --> 00:49:15,851 Belly down! 505 00:49:19,090 --> 00:49:20,823 Death rape! 506 00:49:29,100 --> 00:49:31,367 - Death rape! - Death rape! 507 00:49:44,415 --> 00:49:47,316 Oh, shit, this shit feels good. 508 00:49:47,318 --> 00:49:50,152 - Death rape! - Death rape! 509 00:49:52,090 --> 00:49:54,457 You like that, daddy? 510 00:49:54,459 --> 00:49:56,592 Oh, yeah. Ooh. 511 00:49:56,594 --> 00:49:58,594 - Death rape! - Death rape! 512 00:49:58,596 --> 00:50:00,863 - Death rape! - Death rape! 513 00:50:04,769 --> 00:50:06,936 - Death rape! - Death rape! 514 00:50:06,938 --> 00:50:09,171 Don't move, here it comes! 515 00:50:57,588 --> 00:50:58,854 What? 516 00:50:58,856 --> 00:51:02,024 Sir, Mr. Tom Six is at the gate. 517 00:51:02,026 --> 00:51:03,159 Send him in. 518 00:51:17,675 --> 00:51:18,874 Dwight! 519 00:51:31,322 --> 00:51:33,923 Didn't I fire you? 520 00:51:33,925 --> 00:51:35,958 I'm gonna give you one last chance 521 00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:37,593 and if you don't like what you hear 522 00:51:37,595 --> 00:51:39,328 then I'll quit myself! 523 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:44,066 Uh-huh. 524 00:51:47,004 --> 00:51:49,672 Mr. Tom Six! It's so great to meet you. 525 00:51:49,674 --> 00:51:52,007 My name's Daisy, uh, I was wondering if you could sign 526 00:51:52,009 --> 00:51:53,676 an autograph for me before you go in. 527 00:51:53,678 --> 00:51:55,578 - Sure, babe. - Thank you. 528 00:51:56,681 --> 00:51:58,747 You're even more handsome in person. 529 00:51:58,749 --> 00:52:00,249 Thanks. 530 00:52:01,119 --> 00:52:03,419 Uh, let me show you in. 531 00:52:04,755 --> 00:52:07,490 Gentlemen, Mr. Tom Six. 532 00:52:09,260 --> 00:52:12,595 Ah, Mr. Six, it's nice meet you. 533 00:52:12,597 --> 00:52:14,630 - Hello, sir. - My name is Dwight Butler. 534 00:52:14,632 --> 00:52:16,799 This is my boss, Mr. Bill Boss. 535 00:52:16,801 --> 00:52:18,334 Sir. 536 00:52:19,203 --> 00:52:21,203 Please take a seat. 537 00:52:23,107 --> 00:52:24,940 First of all, Mr. Six, I'd like to say 538 00:52:24,942 --> 00:52:27,309 congratulations on your movies. 539 00:52:27,311 --> 00:52:30,112 They've become a... a cultural mime. 540 00:52:30,114 --> 00:52:32,581 I mean, there is the "South Park" episode 541 00:52:32,583 --> 00:52:34,583 of the Human Centipede. 542 00:52:34,585 --> 00:52:38,687 And then there's the LA porn parody, and the cat toys. 543 00:52:38,689 --> 00:52:42,491 I don't have the time for this.. 544 00:52:42,493 --> 00:52:44,660 ...fan shit shat. 545 00:52:49,300 --> 00:52:51,534 Well, I'm sorry I'm late. 546 00:52:53,304 --> 00:52:56,772 Prisoner 297 had a heart attack 547 00:52:56,774 --> 00:52:59,175 and I had to resuscitate him again. 548 00:53:00,111 --> 00:53:02,778 But, um, he's stable now. 549 00:53:02,780 --> 00:53:07,082 I.. Mr. Six, this is a big pleasure 'cause I'm a big fan! 550 00:53:07,084 --> 00:53:10,486 Uh, thank you sir. 551 00:53:11,923 --> 00:53:13,756 Well, we are gathered here today. 552 00:53:13,758 --> 00:53:15,824 Glad to investigate the possibility 553 00:53:15,826 --> 00:53:21,263 of applying Mr. Six's human centipede idea to our prison. 554 00:53:21,265 --> 00:53:23,933 I mean, is it 100% medically accurate? 555 00:53:26,437 --> 00:53:29,605 This is my desk! 556 00:53:30,942 --> 00:53:33,609 In my headquarters! 557 00:53:33,611 --> 00:53:36,445 At my penitentiary! 558 00:53:36,447 --> 00:53:37,813 Wake up! 559 00:53:37,815 --> 00:53:41,850 We're not in a movie here playing some idiots! 560 00:53:41,852 --> 00:53:44,186 Well, it is 100% medically accurate. 561 00:53:44,188 --> 00:53:46,488 I consulted a real surgeon in Amsterdam 562 00:53:46,490 --> 00:53:49,091 and he made a very detailed operation report for me 563 00:53:49,093 --> 00:53:50,626 and he said he could actually make 564 00:53:50,628 --> 00:53:52,761 a human centipede in his hospital. 565 00:53:52,763 --> 00:53:55,598 I brought the, uh, operation reports 566 00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:57,366 and the drawings.. 567 00:53:58,603 --> 00:54:00,836 ...so maybe you can have a look at that? 568 00:54:12,416 --> 00:54:13,515 Okay, uh.. 569 00:54:13,517 --> 00:54:15,251 What do you think, doc? 570 00:54:15,253 --> 00:54:20,155 Well, from what I see here, uh, it looks.. 571 00:54:20,157 --> 00:54:22,258 ...medically accurate. 572 00:54:22,260 --> 00:54:23,592 You're sure? 573 00:54:23,594 --> 00:54:26,795 You would have to give anti-rejection medication 574 00:54:26,797 --> 00:54:28,964 and there is always the risk of infection 575 00:54:28,966 --> 00:54:31,433 during the healing process, but, uh.. 576 00:54:33,537 --> 00:54:36,005 ...yeah, I'm sure. 577 00:54:36,007 --> 00:54:38,007 But what about the excretia? 578 00:54:38,009 --> 00:54:41,610 Well, the feces wouldn't be contaminated by outside bacteria 579 00:54:41,612 --> 00:54:43,345 because it would be going from 580 00:54:43,347 --> 00:54:45,080 one digestive tract to another. 581 00:54:45,082 --> 00:54:47,249 So it wouldn't be harmful. 582 00:54:47,251 --> 00:54:50,319 But there wouldn't be much nutritional value. 583 00:54:50,321 --> 00:54:54,857 On the other hand if you gave a series of, uh, injections 584 00:54:54,859 --> 00:54:57,459 of fluids with plenty of vitamins and minerals 585 00:54:57,461 --> 00:55:00,296 I don't see why someone couldn't survive 586 00:55:00,298 --> 00:55:02,598 a lifetime in this position. 587 00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:05,034 Aah! Gentlemen. 588 00:55:10,708 --> 00:55:14,243 This is a historical moment. 589 00:55:15,546 --> 00:55:20,416 This is beyond medieval torture! 590 00:55:20,418 --> 00:55:23,452 Beyond castration! 591 00:55:23,454 --> 00:55:28,324 The ultimate correction nationwide. 592 00:55:31,028 --> 00:55:34,196 We have business on hand, gentlemen. 593 00:55:34,198 --> 00:55:35,964 We start immediately. 594 00:55:35,966 --> 00:55:37,800 No, the surgery can't be done 595 00:55:37,802 --> 00:55:40,269 like in Tom Six's movies. 596 00:55:40,271 --> 00:55:42,771 We have to take into account of the fact that 597 00:55:42,773 --> 00:55:44,039 at the end of their sentence 598 00:55:44,041 --> 00:55:45,974 the prisoners have to be released 599 00:55:45,976 --> 00:55:48,610 without being mutilated. 600 00:55:48,612 --> 00:55:52,081 So I've been thinking about this. 601 00:55:52,083 --> 00:55:55,918 What we have is instead of the pulling of the teeth 602 00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:58,954 we have a gastro-intestinal bite-ring 603 00:55:58,956 --> 00:56:02,624 that holds the mouth open, so they can't stop the feces 604 00:56:02,626 --> 00:56:04,927 from coming into their system. 605 00:56:04,929 --> 00:56:08,630 Instead of the cutting of the knee ligaments 606 00:56:08,632 --> 00:56:10,466 we simply inject 607 00:56:10,468 --> 00:56:13,669 to induce temporary paralysis in that joint. 608 00:56:14,705 --> 00:56:16,772 Then, to attach the head 609 00:56:16,774 --> 00:56:19,475 to the buttocks of the person in front 610 00:56:19,477 --> 00:56:22,111 we have a system of leather straps 611 00:56:22,113 --> 00:56:25,748 which can be adjusted, pulled in tight and then undone 612 00:56:25,750 --> 00:56:27,583 for when we release. 613 00:56:27,585 --> 00:56:32,020 At the end of their sentence and taken out of the centipede 614 00:56:32,022 --> 00:56:35,691 there's only a slight scar round their mouth and anus. 615 00:56:40,598 --> 00:56:43,599 Well, doctor, what do you think? 616 00:56:43,601 --> 00:56:45,267 Is it possible? 617 00:56:45,269 --> 00:56:48,103 Very clever, Mr. Butler. 618 00:56:48,105 --> 00:56:51,707 But this, all of this is beginning to be 619 00:56:51,709 --> 00:56:56,111 in serious conflict with my Hippocratic oath. 620 00:56:57,915 --> 00:57:01,583 If I back out of this, I'm gonna get fired, aren't I? 621 00:57:01,585 --> 00:57:06,021 Very clever thinking, Mr. Jones. 622 00:57:06,023 --> 00:57:08,424 You know, my original idea for the Human Centipede films 623 00:57:08,426 --> 00:57:10,993 was sewing a child molester's mouth to the anus 624 00:57:10,995 --> 00:57:14,129 of a fat truck driver, as a punishment, so I love this. 625 00:57:14,131 --> 00:57:16,298 I just got an even better idea 626 00:57:16,300 --> 00:57:20,702 for our life-time-trash and the death-row-scum. 627 00:57:20,704 --> 00:57:26,141 But I'll talk to my loyal doctor first. 628 00:57:26,143 --> 00:57:31,113 Gentlemen, you may use my human centipede idea, but on one condition. 629 00:57:31,115 --> 00:57:34,583 I have witnessed all the fake latex stuff on my movie sets. 630 00:57:34,585 --> 00:57:38,153 Now I insist on attending one of your real 631 00:57:38,155 --> 00:57:40,322 mouth to anus operations. 632 00:57:41,926 --> 00:57:43,258 Deal. 633 00:57:43,260 --> 00:57:48,330 I put you in charge of the whole operation, doctor! 634 00:57:49,934 --> 00:57:53,035 Soon you'll lead.. 635 00:57:53,037 --> 00:57:57,940 ...surgical teams all over the States. 636 00:57:59,610 --> 00:58:01,810 Fantastic! 637 00:58:01,812 --> 00:58:06,081 Uh, we are going to need a much bigger surgical team. 638 00:58:06,083 --> 00:58:09,151 We have to run blood workups on all the prisoners, 639 00:58:09,153 --> 00:58:11,854 uh, test their stool samples for parasites. 640 00:58:11,856 --> 00:58:13,889 Whatever you need, doc. 641 00:58:16,193 --> 00:58:21,096 I've another brilliant idea. 642 00:58:21,098 --> 00:58:26,768 We'll show the cockroaches the two Human Centipede films 643 00:58:26,770 --> 00:58:33,308 back to back at their monthly film night 644 00:58:33,310 --> 00:58:36,612 and then.. 645 00:58:36,614 --> 00:58:40,082 ...I'll announce them their fate. 646 00:58:40,084 --> 00:58:43,752 The prisoners will tear this place apart. 647 00:58:43,754 --> 00:58:46,989 We have to do this without the fore knowledge of our clientele. 648 00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:51,426 Shut up, pooper. 649 00:58:54,331 --> 00:58:59,935 How dare you turn your back on me? 650 00:59:08,445 --> 00:59:09,885 - Oh! - Oh! 651 00:59:18,188 --> 00:59:20,322 Yo, what the fuck is this? 652 00:59:20,324 --> 00:59:24,793 This trash occupies a world 653 00:59:24,795 --> 00:59:27,763 where the stars don't shine. 654 00:59:28,832 --> 00:59:32,167 Come on, swallow it, bitch. 655 00:59:33,037 --> 00:59:35,771 - No! - Swallow. 656 00:59:43,714 --> 00:59:44,846 What the fuck? 657 00:59:54,758 --> 00:59:56,258 Oh, man! 658 00:59:59,663 --> 01:00:03,599 These films risk causing harm. 659 01:00:03,601 --> 01:00:05,434 They should be banned! 660 01:00:05,436 --> 01:00:06,902 Ha! 661 01:00:07,871 --> 01:00:09,605 Turn that shit off! 662 01:00:28,525 --> 01:00:31,360 Hey cockroaches 663 01:00:31,362 --> 01:00:33,662 did you like these films? 664 01:00:33,664 --> 01:00:36,932 I handpicked them for you 665 01:00:36,934 --> 01:00:40,302 as an instructional 666 01:00:40,304 --> 01:00:43,538 and mental training. 667 01:00:43,540 --> 01:00:45,207 The world's first 668 01:00:45,209 --> 01:00:49,077 human-prison centipede 669 01:00:50,114 --> 01:00:53,081 will finally teach you 670 01:00:53,083 --> 01:00:58,353 how to become humans. 671 01:00:58,355 --> 01:01:00,489 I don't think this is a very good idea. 672 01:01:00,491 --> 01:01:02,457 Literally 673 01:01:02,459 --> 01:01:07,195 on your fucking hands and knees. 674 01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:13,835 Your ugly pussy mouths 675 01:01:13,837 --> 01:01:18,040 sewn to an unwiped asshole 676 01:01:18,042 --> 01:01:21,109 feeding of the diarrhea 677 01:01:21,111 --> 01:01:23,712 from your fellow inmate. 678 01:01:23,714 --> 01:01:26,348 I can't wait 679 01:01:27,985 --> 01:01:30,752 to see.. 680 01:01:31,955 --> 01:01:34,690 ...your pure 681 01:01:34,692 --> 01:01:37,526 agony! 682 01:01:45,002 --> 01:01:46,168 Help! 683 01:01:47,705 --> 01:01:49,171 Help! 684 01:01:52,643 --> 01:01:54,209 Help! 685 01:02:15,365 --> 01:02:16,465 What's going on? What's going on? 686 01:02:16,467 --> 01:02:18,734 Shut up! 687 01:02:29,646 --> 01:02:31,446 Don't hurt me, Bill Boss is in there. 688 01:02:31,448 --> 01:02:33,749 I have nothing to do with this, I swear to God! 689 01:02:39,623 --> 01:02:41,590 Special forces immediately! 690 01:03:05,182 --> 01:03:07,082 Get the fucking door! 691 01:03:20,931 --> 01:03:22,664 It's time to fuck! 692 01:03:51,428 --> 01:03:52,994 Bill! 693 01:03:54,698 --> 01:03:56,264 Here. 694 01:03:56,266 --> 01:03:58,166 I'm here. 695 01:03:58,168 --> 01:04:00,435 Where are you? 696 01:04:00,437 --> 01:04:02,370 Here. 697 01:04:04,608 --> 01:04:08,043 Over here, I need help. 698 01:04:08,045 --> 01:04:11,613 Got eyes on Bill Boss. 699 01:04:11,615 --> 01:04:14,216 Thank God, I just couldn't find you. 700 01:04:15,752 --> 01:04:19,254 The situation's under control now. 701 01:04:19,256 --> 01:04:22,824 But they, they really hurt Daisy. 702 01:04:24,795 --> 01:04:27,829 Can't you see I'm hurt? 703 01:04:29,166 --> 01:04:34,436 Get the medical team for me! 704 01:04:34,438 --> 01:04:36,171 Hurry up! 705 01:04:40,277 --> 01:04:44,212 It's an emergency! 706 01:04:55,993 --> 01:04:57,993 Now it's 707 01:04:57,995 --> 01:05:01,897 hell on Earth! 708 01:05:02,499 --> 01:05:05,000 Do you hear me? 709 01:05:05,669 --> 01:05:11,773 Scum of the.. 710 01:05:11,775 --> 01:05:15,844 ...universe! 711 01:05:18,582 --> 01:05:20,215 Ah! 712 01:05:22,920 --> 01:05:26,354 The "Silence of the Lambs." 713 01:05:28,292 --> 01:05:30,892 Sedation rifle! 714 01:05:41,171 --> 01:05:42,404 Fuck! 715 01:05:46,209 --> 01:05:47,776 No worries. 716 01:05:47,778 --> 01:05:50,278 It's only a sedation rifle. 717 01:06:15,772 --> 01:06:18,173 No! 718 01:06:20,777 --> 01:06:22,377 Fuck you! 719 01:06:34,791 --> 01:06:37,759 Gentlemen. 720 01:06:37,761 --> 01:06:42,497 Unleash.. 721 01:06:46,703 --> 01:06:50,905 ...hell! 722 01:06:59,483 --> 01:07:01,082 Ugh! 723 01:07:06,256 --> 01:07:09,491 Their submissiveness 724 01:07:09,493 --> 01:07:12,660 gives me a huge erection. 725 01:07:16,967 --> 01:07:19,467 Death rape, death rape 726 01:07:19,469 --> 01:07:21,970 rape, rape, rape. 727 01:07:21,972 --> 01:07:24,606 Eyes for eyes 728 01:07:24,608 --> 01:07:27,108 teeth for teeth. 729 01:07:27,110 --> 01:07:29,110 Get the fucking scum 730 01:07:29,112 --> 01:07:31,513 on their fucking knees. 731 01:07:31,515 --> 01:07:33,415 On your fucking knees 732 01:07:33,417 --> 01:07:35,950 on your fucking, fucking knees. 733 01:07:35,952 --> 01:07:37,819 Get the fucking scum 734 01:07:37,821 --> 01:07:40,088 on their fucking knees 735 01:07:40,090 --> 01:07:41,689 on their fucking, fucking 736 01:07:41,691 --> 01:07:44,359 fucking, fucking knees. Ha ha ha. 737 01:07:47,998 --> 01:07:50,765 I'll explain. 738 01:07:50,767 --> 01:07:53,535 This spectacular operation 739 01:07:53,537 --> 01:07:55,603 only once. 740 01:07:55,605 --> 01:07:57,472 We start 741 01:07:57,474 --> 01:08:00,141 with injections into the lig... 742 01:08:00,143 --> 01:08:02,043 Ligamenta patellae. 743 01:08:02,045 --> 01:08:05,146 Ligamenta patellae. 744 01:08:05,148 --> 01:08:08,616 Paralyzing the ligaments of your kneecaps. 745 01:08:08,618 --> 01:08:11,619 So knee-extension 746 01:08:11,621 --> 01:08:14,089 is no longer possible. 747 01:08:15,659 --> 01:08:18,259 Your lips and anuses 748 01:08:18,261 --> 01:08:20,862 are cut circular along the border 749 01:08:20,864 --> 01:08:24,165 between skin and mucosa, the muc... 750 01:08:24,167 --> 01:08:26,034 Mucous-cutaneous. 751 01:08:26,036 --> 01:08:29,270 Mucous-cutaneous zone. 752 01:08:29,272 --> 01:08:31,473 Then we combine 753 01:08:31,475 --> 01:08:34,809 those circular mucosa and skin parts 754 01:08:34,811 --> 01:08:37,178 of anus and mouth 755 01:08:37,180 --> 01:08:41,249 creating a human centipede 756 01:08:41,251 --> 01:08:45,687 connected via your gastric systems. 757 01:08:45,689 --> 01:08:47,222 Gentlemen. 758 01:08:48,758 --> 01:08:51,493 Put them to sleep. 759 01:09:01,705 --> 01:09:03,471 By the way, what are your plans 760 01:09:03,473 --> 01:09:06,574 for the life sentenced and death row prisoners? 761 01:09:09,479 --> 01:09:11,746 Wait and wonder, peepheart. 762 01:09:18,922 --> 01:09:20,522 How's it going, doc? 763 01:09:20,524 --> 01:09:23,091 Right on schedule, five surgical teams 764 01:09:23,093 --> 01:09:24,259 working round the clock. 765 01:09:24,261 --> 01:09:26,528 Those teams creating centipede segments 766 01:09:26,530 --> 01:09:29,597 of three prisoners each, which are then taken outside 767 01:09:29,599 --> 01:09:31,766 to the hospital tents 768 01:09:31,768 --> 01:09:34,602 and then they are sewn into the final 769 01:09:34,604 --> 01:09:37,205 larger human centipede chain. 770 01:09:38,441 --> 01:09:40,808 Marvelous, doc. 771 01:09:40,810 --> 01:09:42,844 Since I have you here.. 772 01:09:45,749 --> 01:09:47,749 ...what do you want to do with this prisoner? 773 01:09:47,751 --> 01:09:49,417 He has Crohn's disease. 774 01:09:50,687 --> 01:09:53,688 What the fuck is Crohn's disease? 775 01:09:53,690 --> 01:09:57,292 It's an inflammatory bowel disorder. 776 01:09:57,294 --> 01:09:59,327 The prisoner has constant diarrhea. 777 01:10:01,665 --> 01:10:03,665 Who'll kiss his ass? 778 01:10:06,970 --> 01:10:09,437 Our awesome.. 779 01:10:10,507 --> 01:10:12,574 ...tattoo wasp! 780 01:10:14,611 --> 01:10:16,711 The white, anal 781 01:10:16,713 --> 01:10:19,280 sexing prostitute. 782 01:10:20,617 --> 01:10:23,318 Please. 783 01:10:23,320 --> 01:10:24,986 One more chance. 784 01:10:24,988 --> 01:10:28,256 please don't sew me into a human centipede. 785 01:10:28,258 --> 01:10:29,357 I beg you. 786 01:10:29,359 --> 01:10:30,758 Yeah yeah. 787 01:10:32,128 --> 01:10:34,629 Your whining 788 01:10:34,631 --> 01:10:37,899 makes my dick even harder. 789 01:10:41,871 --> 01:10:46,007 Revenge is so sweet. 790 01:10:48,445 --> 01:10:51,913 Take it into your sleep. 791 01:10:51,915 --> 01:10:54,482 We have another problem at hand. 792 01:11:14,170 --> 01:11:16,804 That's fuckin' gross! 793 01:11:16,806 --> 01:11:18,973 I have a stoma 794 01:11:18,975 --> 01:11:21,676 and you have a problem. 795 01:11:21,678 --> 01:11:23,111 Thank God. 796 01:11:25,649 --> 01:11:28,483 Now I finally discovered why they blessed me 797 01:11:28,485 --> 01:11:31,452 with a lifetime stoma. Ha ha ha. 798 01:11:34,424 --> 01:11:37,091 This guy is repulsive. 799 01:11:37,093 --> 01:11:39,160 Maybe it's a fake. 800 01:11:39,162 --> 01:11:41,362 With Mexicans, you never know. 801 01:11:47,203 --> 01:11:49,504 No fake. 802 01:11:49,506 --> 01:11:52,040 No way to integrate him, doc? 803 01:11:52,042 --> 01:11:54,842 His rectum is sewn shut, no. 804 01:11:58,281 --> 01:12:00,114 Finish him off then. 805 01:12:00,116 --> 01:12:02,350 I'm sorry. 806 01:12:02,352 --> 01:12:05,353 But I have cooperated with you and I will.. 807 01:12:05,355 --> 01:12:07,255 ...continue to cooperate. 808 01:12:07,257 --> 01:12:10,725 But I will not just kill prisoners! 809 01:12:11,261 --> 01:12:13,561 Jesus Christ. 810 01:12:15,031 --> 01:12:17,765 Chicken shit! 811 01:12:17,767 --> 01:12:19,701 Excuse me. 812 01:12:19,703 --> 01:12:21,536 I have work to do. 813 01:12:26,443 --> 01:12:30,044 My friend, you don't match. 814 01:12:30,046 --> 01:12:32,647 I have to kill you. 815 01:12:32,649 --> 01:12:36,484 Take it fucking personally! 816 01:12:41,091 --> 01:12:42,924 Ooh. 817 01:12:44,761 --> 01:12:46,994 Ugh! 818 01:12:48,098 --> 01:12:49,931 Take my gun. 819 01:12:54,471 --> 01:12:57,271 Wash it, oil it, disinfect it. 820 01:12:57,273 --> 01:12:59,941 If I sniff the tiniest stink 821 01:12:59,943 --> 01:13:02,176 you'll suck a bullet out of it. 822 01:13:06,416 --> 01:13:09,083 And what do you want to do with him? 823 01:13:09,085 --> 01:13:12,320 I am sick and tired of your vegetables. 824 01:13:24,200 --> 01:13:26,434 What the fuck! 825 01:13:26,436 --> 01:13:29,337 Please, sir, can we go and see Daisy now? 826 01:13:34,944 --> 01:13:37,745 Just look at her. 827 01:13:37,747 --> 01:13:41,115 She is the only beautiful and sweet thing about this place. 828 01:13:41,117 --> 01:13:43,751 I think she should be treated in a regular hospital. 829 01:13:43,753 --> 01:13:45,686 No. 830 01:13:45,688 --> 01:13:48,956 I want my cock socket close. 831 01:13:48,958 --> 01:13:51,426 Beaten up women 832 01:13:51,428 --> 01:13:54,328 make me so horny. 833 01:13:56,366 --> 01:13:58,866 Please, Bill, don't. 834 01:13:58,868 --> 01:14:01,269 Jesus Christ. 835 01:14:02,305 --> 01:14:03,938 I beg you. 836 01:14:05,442 --> 01:14:09,644 I...I love her. 837 01:14:09,646 --> 01:14:13,080 Even the corpse of a spastic would turn you down. 838 01:14:13,082 --> 01:14:14,682 Fuck off! 839 01:14:15,752 --> 01:14:17,819 Ah! 840 01:14:35,305 --> 01:14:39,540 I'll make you squirt even in a coma. 841 01:14:53,022 --> 01:14:55,022 Alright, we're all done. 842 01:14:55,024 --> 01:14:56,657 Good job. 843 01:15:24,687 --> 01:15:27,088 I want you to make sure 844 01:15:27,090 --> 01:15:30,124 that the world premiere of the first 845 01:15:30,126 --> 01:15:32,960 human-prison centipede 846 01:15:32,962 --> 01:15:35,263 is guaranteed 847 01:15:35,265 --> 01:15:38,432 to take place the moment 848 01:15:38,434 --> 01:15:41,135 our communist governor 849 01:15:41,137 --> 01:15:44,372 appears at the gate to destroy us! 850 01:15:44,374 --> 01:15:46,274 Well, there is only 851 01:15:46,276 --> 01:15:48,442 16 more prisoners left 852 01:15:48,444 --> 01:15:50,111 to undergo the procedure. 853 01:15:50,113 --> 01:15:53,247 After that the human-prison centipede 854 01:15:53,249 --> 01:15:55,950 will be finally complete 855 01:15:55,952 --> 01:15:58,586 on time and under budget. 856 01:15:58,588 --> 01:16:00,821 They did their magic. 857 01:16:04,027 --> 01:16:06,494 Thank God for Africa! 858 01:16:07,764 --> 01:16:12,033 Thank God for female circumcision! 859 01:16:20,810 --> 01:16:22,343 Private rehearsal! 860 01:16:27,817 --> 01:16:31,752 Let's hear what our zombie governor 861 01:16:32,789 --> 01:16:34,488 will have to say. 862 01:16:56,446 --> 01:16:58,646 May I offer you a genuine 863 01:16:58,648 --> 01:17:01,082 Dominican Republic cigar? 864 01:17:01,084 --> 01:17:04,852 I only smoke Cuban cigars 865 01:17:04,854 --> 01:17:06,821 best in the world. 866 01:17:06,823 --> 01:17:09,156 No! Just kidding. 867 01:17:10,426 --> 01:17:13,928 After having seen the miracle 868 01:17:13,930 --> 01:17:18,666 of the first human-prison centipede 869 01:17:18,668 --> 01:17:21,102 I'll never again touch 870 01:17:21,104 --> 01:17:24,271 a communistic cigar from Cuba 871 01:17:24,273 --> 01:17:29,343 because you, Sir William Boss 872 01:17:29,345 --> 01:17:32,546 you are the new American hero. 873 01:17:33,950 --> 01:17:36,617 You are in the Hall of Fame 874 01:17:36,619 --> 01:17:38,419 with George Patton 875 01:17:38,421 --> 01:17:40,287 Neil Armstrong 876 01:17:40,289 --> 01:17:42,490 and Muhammad Ali. 877 01:17:42,492 --> 01:17:44,659 Thanks to you. 878 01:17:44,661 --> 01:17:47,261 Our glorious nation 879 01:17:47,263 --> 01:17:49,830 will be the example 880 01:17:49,832 --> 01:17:51,298 to the world again. 881 01:17:51,300 --> 01:17:55,703 A proud, safe nation 882 01:17:55,705 --> 01:17:58,773 with hardly any crime. 883 01:17:58,775 --> 01:18:01,676 Your idea, Sir William 884 01:18:01,678 --> 01:18:04,578 is of absolute genius. 885 01:18:04,580 --> 01:18:08,816 You will be honored personally 886 01:18:08,818 --> 01:18:13,487 by the President of the United States of America. 887 01:18:15,858 --> 01:18:18,693 Actually, it was my accountant. 888 01:18:18,695 --> 01:18:20,594 Mr. Dwight Butler 889 01:18:20,596 --> 01:18:22,897 it was his brilliant idea. 890 01:18:23,700 --> 01:18:26,467 Oh, yeah. 891 01:18:26,469 --> 01:18:28,335 You did it. 892 01:18:33,609 --> 01:18:37,111 You fucking.. 893 01:18:37,113 --> 01:18:39,547 ...fucking did it. 894 01:18:52,128 --> 01:18:54,095 Mr. President. 895 01:18:54,097 --> 01:18:56,664 It's me, William Boss, call me Bill. 896 01:18:56,666 --> 01:18:59,667 Sir, Mr. Tom Six is at the gate. 897 01:19:00,970 --> 01:19:02,336 Sir? 898 01:19:03,606 --> 01:19:05,239 Sir? What? 899 01:19:07,543 --> 01:19:08,642 Sir? 900 01:19:14,984 --> 01:19:16,584 Oh, man, I am so excited 901 01:19:16,586 --> 01:19:19,587 to see the real mouth to ass operation. 902 01:19:19,589 --> 01:19:21,288 Prove all the skeptics wrong. 903 01:19:21,290 --> 01:19:24,125 It is 100% medically accurate. 904 01:19:24,127 --> 01:19:26,393 I'm gonna be so rich and famous. 905 01:19:31,934 --> 01:19:34,869 You owe me big time, mister. 906 01:19:42,345 --> 01:19:45,246 I'm already eating my own shit. 907 01:19:45,248 --> 01:19:50,985 I want to be in the prison-human centipede. 908 01:19:53,422 --> 01:19:55,256 Wait, can't we use him 909 01:19:55,258 --> 01:19:56,690 in the media conference? 910 01:19:56,692 --> 01:19:58,325 No. 911 01:20:04,600 --> 01:20:09,670 I don't want anyone 912 01:20:09,672 --> 01:20:11,505 liking this! 913 01:20:13,009 --> 01:20:16,143 Oh, man, this is so wrong. 914 01:20:16,145 --> 01:20:17,411 Come on. 915 01:20:42,271 --> 01:20:43,470 Wash, please. 916 01:20:43,472 --> 01:20:44,605 Wash. 917 01:20:46,509 --> 01:20:47,509 Yeah. 918 01:20:59,522 --> 01:21:00,621 Marker. 919 01:21:00,623 --> 01:21:02,389 Marker! 920 01:21:04,961 --> 01:21:06,694 Yeah. 921 01:21:19,108 --> 01:21:22,343 My hands are shaking with excitement! 922 01:21:23,179 --> 01:21:24,578 What about you, Six? 923 01:21:24,580 --> 01:21:27,314 Having a hard-on? 924 01:21:30,686 --> 01:21:33,587 Look at this. 925 01:21:40,529 --> 01:21:43,964 Oh, yeah, oh.. 926 01:21:43,966 --> 01:21:46,634 ...yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 927 01:21:46,636 --> 01:21:49,837 yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 928 01:21:51,274 --> 01:21:53,607 Six, I am gonna show you 929 01:21:53,609 --> 01:21:57,344 some Human Centipede improvement. 930 01:21:57,346 --> 01:21:59,480 Copyright, Bill Boss. 931 01:21:59,482 --> 01:22:01,949 Follow me! 932 01:22:01,951 --> 01:22:05,719 ¶ Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bangin' ¶¶ 933 01:22:33,282 --> 01:22:35,983 Oh, oh. 934 01:22:44,427 --> 01:22:46,260 What a poor pussy, huh? 935 01:22:46,262 --> 01:22:50,097 What in the hell is this? 936 01:22:50,099 --> 01:22:53,767 Wait and see, Dwighty. 937 01:22:55,538 --> 01:22:58,706 ¶ Wait and wonder ¶ 938 01:22:58,708 --> 01:23:01,642 ¶ Wait and see ¶ 939 01:23:01,644 --> 01:23:04,445 ¶ Mr. Dwighty ¶ 940 01:23:04,447 --> 01:23:07,014 ¶ Mr. Dwighty ¶ 941 01:23:07,016 --> 01:23:09,583 ¶ Wait and wonder ¶ 942 01:23:09,585 --> 01:23:11,819 ¶ Wait and see ¶ 943 01:23:11,821 --> 01:23:14,755 ¶ Mr. Dwighty ¶¶ 944 01:23:26,969 --> 01:23:29,103 No. 945 01:23:29,105 --> 01:23:32,439 120/80. 946 01:23:33,542 --> 01:23:35,275 Perfect! 947 01:23:38,514 --> 01:23:40,748 The pede looks perfect. 948 01:23:40,750 --> 01:23:43,117 The last few prisoners have just been attached 949 01:23:43,119 --> 01:23:45,352 and although the wounds are still fresh 950 01:23:45,354 --> 01:23:47,988 you get the idea! 951 01:23:47,990 --> 01:23:49,089 Perfect! 952 01:23:51,927 --> 01:23:52,960 What? 953 01:23:52,962 --> 01:23:55,496 Sir, Governor Hughes is on his way. 954 01:23:55,498 --> 01:23:57,264 Perfect! 955 01:23:57,266 --> 01:24:00,501 We are ready for the cunt! 956 01:24:05,274 --> 01:24:06,274 Dwight! 957 01:24:06,275 --> 01:24:07,307 I repeat 958 01:24:07,309 --> 01:24:10,277 you are really 959 01:24:10,279 --> 01:24:12,579 the cunt! 960 01:24:12,581 --> 01:24:14,982 Hello, sir. 961 01:24:43,212 --> 01:24:45,846 Why do you two assholes.. 962 01:24:47,450 --> 01:24:51,118 ...look so pleased with yourselves? 963 01:24:51,120 --> 01:24:54,922 The both of you are fucking fired. 964 01:24:54,924 --> 01:24:56,990 I should have done it years ago. 965 01:24:58,594 --> 01:25:01,495 All problems are history, sir. 966 01:25:01,497 --> 01:25:03,797 I took your advice. 967 01:25:03,799 --> 01:25:06,433 I've learned from your strong personality. 968 01:25:06,435 --> 01:25:07,868 You are the ultimate leader. 969 01:25:07,870 --> 01:25:10,003 You are my role model. 970 01:25:10,005 --> 01:25:12,106 And now the prisoners 971 01:25:12,108 --> 01:25:14,441 are like obedient slaves 972 01:25:14,443 --> 01:25:16,610 begging for mercy. 973 01:25:16,612 --> 01:25:19,580 I got them down on their knees. 974 01:25:19,582 --> 01:25:23,117 Literally. 975 01:25:23,119 --> 01:25:27,087 Your last visit inspired me 976 01:25:27,089 --> 01:25:29,289 to such an extend 977 01:25:29,291 --> 01:25:32,326 a brilliant idea! 978 01:25:34,196 --> 01:25:36,363 I'll show you the result 979 01:25:36,365 --> 01:25:39,333 that tells more than a thousand words. 980 01:25:40,436 --> 01:25:44,171 The last ones have just been attached. 981 01:25:45,641 --> 01:25:49,443 So it is show time. 982 01:25:50,279 --> 01:25:51,945 Attached? 983 01:25:51,947 --> 01:25:53,914 Attached? 984 01:25:53,916 --> 01:25:56,750 A-T-T-A-C-H-E-D, attached? 985 01:25:56,752 --> 01:25:58,919 - Yes. - What does that mean? 986 01:26:00,923 --> 01:26:02,489 Wait and see. 987 01:26:02,491 --> 01:26:06,126 You talk so much shit, your ass must get jealous. 988 01:26:07,830 --> 01:26:10,430 Great, governor, I love that. 989 01:26:37,793 --> 01:26:40,761 What the hell is this? 990 01:26:42,765 --> 01:26:45,098 The black panther 991 01:26:45,100 --> 01:26:48,435 made it to the lead! 992 01:26:48,437 --> 01:26:50,604 This burger-killer is feeding 993 01:26:50,606 --> 01:26:53,774 the whole humanitarian system behind him. 994 01:26:53,776 --> 01:26:55,275 Don't cry. 995 01:26:55,277 --> 01:26:57,611 Tomorrow, you'll get your hamburgers. 996 01:27:00,082 --> 01:27:01,082 Why? 997 01:27:01,083 --> 01:27:03,784 Because he loves junk food. 998 01:27:03,786 --> 01:27:05,018 No, no, I don't mean that. 999 01:27:05,020 --> 01:27:07,955 I mean, what.. 1000 01:27:07,957 --> 01:27:09,356 What is this? 1001 01:27:11,293 --> 01:27:13,460 Dwight.. 1002 01:27:13,462 --> 01:27:16,029 ...tell the governor my vision! 1003 01:27:16,031 --> 01:27:18,498 And this black whiner here 1004 01:27:18,500 --> 01:27:21,868 has to become a middle piece. 1005 01:27:22,605 --> 01:27:24,271 Fuck! 1006 01:27:24,273 --> 01:27:25,639 Well, sir 1007 01:27:25,641 --> 01:27:29,309 more than 50 billion dollars a year are spend on corrections. 1008 01:27:29,311 --> 01:27:32,446 Yet more than 4 in 10 offenders nationwide 1009 01:27:32,448 --> 01:27:35,582 return to prison within three years of their release. 1010 01:27:35,584 --> 01:27:39,486 This, despite a massive increase in state expenditure. 1011 01:27:40,522 --> 01:27:41,622 Shit! 1012 01:27:41,624 --> 01:27:43,290 But, not anymore. 1013 01:27:43,292 --> 01:27:46,293 This human-prison centipede 1014 01:27:46,295 --> 01:27:48,929 will reduce crime dramatically. 1015 01:27:48,931 --> 01:27:51,498 It will be a deterrent to anyone 1016 01:27:51,500 --> 01:27:54,268 considering a career in crime 1017 01:27:54,270 --> 01:27:56,470 and no more recidivism. 1018 01:27:59,441 --> 01:28:02,109 Feed him! 1019 01:28:02,111 --> 01:28:04,811 Feed him! 1020 01:28:04,813 --> 01:28:08,248 Digestion in progress! 1021 01:28:09,752 --> 01:28:12,352 No, it's not halal 1022 01:28:12,354 --> 01:28:14,588 it's not kosher! 1023 01:28:14,590 --> 01:28:16,923 A Jew behind a Muslim 1024 01:28:16,925 --> 01:28:18,825 a Muslim behind a Jew! 1025 01:28:18,827 --> 01:28:22,696 A Republican behind a Mexican 1026 01:28:22,698 --> 01:28:25,832 a crip behind a blood. 1027 01:28:26,769 --> 01:28:29,036 "Peace on earth 1028 01:28:29,038 --> 01:28:31,972 good will to men." 1029 01:28:31,974 --> 01:28:34,141 Oh, my God. 1030 01:28:37,546 --> 01:28:39,713 This is too much. 1031 01:28:58,000 --> 01:29:00,367 Bill Boss.. 1032 01:29:00,369 --> 01:29:02,135 ...isn't that your secretary? 1033 01:29:07,276 --> 01:29:08,809 Oh. 1034 01:29:08,811 --> 01:29:11,311 Yeah, uh, uh, yeah. 1035 01:29:11,313 --> 01:29:13,080 That's, uh.. 1036 01:29:13,082 --> 01:29:16,416 ...only a short, uh.. 1037 01:29:16,418 --> 01:29:19,086 ...gender-test! 1038 01:29:19,088 --> 01:29:21,121 Come on, sir! 1039 01:29:29,832 --> 01:29:33,667 Dwight! 1040 01:29:33,669 --> 01:29:36,036 Tell our beloved governor 1041 01:29:36,038 --> 01:29:37,571 about the money savings! 1042 01:29:39,007 --> 01:29:42,142 The savings would be in the billions! 1043 01:29:42,144 --> 01:29:44,745 We can make savings on prison staff 1044 01:29:44,747 --> 01:29:46,413 food and drinks. 1045 01:29:46,415 --> 01:29:49,416 On books and television, housing. 1046 01:29:49,418 --> 01:29:51,952 Heck, we don't even need fences no more. 1047 01:29:51,954 --> 01:29:53,920 We can even save more money 1048 01:29:53,922 --> 01:29:56,590 if we attach them in a circle 1049 01:29:56,592 --> 01:29:58,825 like a perpetuum mobile. 1050 01:29:58,827 --> 01:30:01,094 Feces going round and round. 1051 01:30:01,096 --> 01:30:03,597 Food isn't needed anymore. 1052 01:30:03,599 --> 01:30:08,702 Only cheap liquid and vitamin injections. 1053 01:30:08,704 --> 01:30:11,037 And that money could be spent on schools 1054 01:30:11,039 --> 01:30:12,472 and the hospitals 1055 01:30:12,474 --> 01:30:14,641 and nursing homes 1056 01:30:14,643 --> 01:30:16,610 and road improvements. 1057 01:30:16,612 --> 01:30:18,078 Whatever you want. 1058 01:30:18,080 --> 01:30:21,581 And the tax payers, they'll love you for it. 1059 01:30:31,026 --> 01:30:34,795 His anus is not very clean! 1060 01:30:34,797 --> 01:30:38,031 I want perfection in my penitentiary! 1061 01:30:38,033 --> 01:30:41,968 Inmates shall feel well and clean, understand? 1062 01:30:41,970 --> 01:30:44,805 Wipe it! 1063 01:30:44,807 --> 01:30:47,874 - I apologize. - Oh, oh, oh. 1064 01:30:47,876 --> 01:30:49,209 In the beginning 1065 01:30:49,211 --> 01:30:52,112 things are not always perfect. 1066 01:30:52,114 --> 01:30:53,647 Please follow me 1067 01:30:53,649 --> 01:30:56,783 for another interesting insight. 1068 01:30:56,785 --> 01:30:58,985 - Oh, my God. - Yeah. 1069 01:31:02,691 --> 01:31:05,692 Tat-ta-ta-ta-taa! 1070 01:31:10,699 --> 01:31:14,668 The human caterpillar! 1071 01:31:14,670 --> 01:31:17,838 For the lifetime convicts 1072 01:31:18,674 --> 01:31:21,942 and our friends on death row. 1073 01:31:21,944 --> 01:31:24,377 Now.. 1074 01:31:24,379 --> 01:31:26,913 ...is that a deterrent? 1075 01:31:39,127 --> 01:31:41,194 This man.. 1076 01:31:41,196 --> 01:31:44,364 ...has just finished his sentence.. 1077 01:31:45,267 --> 01:31:47,467 ...and already checked out 1078 01:31:47,469 --> 01:31:49,369 of the centipede chain. 1079 01:31:49,371 --> 01:31:51,905 Ready to go home. 1080 01:31:55,444 --> 01:31:57,043 All what is left 1081 01:31:57,045 --> 01:31:59,746 are a few little scars 1082 01:31:59,748 --> 01:32:03,416 around his mouth and anus. 1083 01:32:03,418 --> 01:32:06,186 Another big advantage 1084 01:32:06,188 --> 01:32:09,356 because other people can see 1085 01:32:09,358 --> 01:32:11,358 by these little stigmas 1086 01:32:11,360 --> 01:32:13,326 that he was integrated 1087 01:32:13,328 --> 01:32:16,096 in a prison centipede. 1088 01:32:16,098 --> 01:32:19,399 Another huge deterrent, right? 1089 01:32:22,104 --> 01:32:24,771 How are you doing? 1090 01:32:41,256 --> 01:32:43,356 Good luck, my friend. 1091 01:32:46,995 --> 01:32:50,664 Stay clean! 1092 01:32:50,666 --> 01:32:54,534 You see? It really works. 1093 01:32:55,971 --> 01:32:59,673 What do you think, sir? 1094 01:32:59,675 --> 01:33:01,875 This.. 1095 01:33:01,877 --> 01:33:04,210 ...this is a violation of human rights. 1096 01:33:04,212 --> 01:33:06,580 It's certainly a violation of federal ethics! 1097 01:33:06,582 --> 01:33:08,748 Oh, God, I am fucked. 1098 01:33:08,750 --> 01:33:12,185 You insane freaks will get the death penalty for this. 1099 01:33:14,423 --> 01:33:18,124 Sir, you're dead right. 1100 01:33:18,126 --> 01:33:21,695 But in fact, it was Mr. But.. 1101 01:33:21,697 --> 01:33:23,930 This is heights. This is too much. 1102 01:33:23,932 --> 01:33:25,932 This is too much. 1103 01:33:29,171 --> 01:33:32,672 You got the wrong man! 1104 01:33:34,509 --> 01:33:36,443 Fuck! 1105 01:34:52,821 --> 01:34:54,421 Please, don't. 1106 01:34:54,423 --> 01:34:58,191 What an epic 1107 01:34:58,193 --> 01:35:01,027 glorious moment, huh? 1108 01:35:01,029 --> 01:35:02,529 When do you think we can start 1109 01:35:02,531 --> 01:35:05,365 the national surgical campaign 1110 01:35:05,367 --> 01:35:08,234 'cause I am so fucking ready. 1111 01:35:11,006 --> 01:35:12,939 What is the matter? 1112 01:36:46,168 --> 01:36:48,668 Gentlemen.. 1113 01:36:48,670 --> 01:36:52,205 ...this is exactly what America needs. 1114 01:36:54,943 --> 01:36:57,644 This may even get me elected president. 1115 01:36:57,646 --> 01:36:58,678 You've convinced me. 1116 01:36:58,680 --> 01:37:01,080 It's genius. 1117 01:37:03,585 --> 01:37:06,820 Don't change a goddamn thing. 1118 01:37:06,822 --> 01:37:08,688 My pals in DC.. 1119 01:37:08,690 --> 01:37:11,324 ...they won't believe their near-sighted eyeballs. 1120 01:37:23,338 --> 01:37:26,105 Yep, my idea! 1121 01:37:26,107 --> 01:37:28,942 You are.. 1122 01:37:28,944 --> 01:37:31,911 ...absolutely right, Dwight. 1123 01:37:35,450 --> 01:37:38,251 You're indeed a genius. 1124 01:37:38,253 --> 01:37:41,387 You came up with the idea. 1125 01:37:43,525 --> 01:37:46,159 You deserve every credit. 1126 01:37:47,929 --> 01:37:50,830 Give me a hug, Dwighty!